Title PagePage 1. Vancouver, 1933Page 2. It’s winter, damn it!Page 3. Wine and friesPage 4. I have been kidnapped …Page 5. How clear can I be?Page 6. Cold hard cash?Page 7. Kitty kitty …Page 8. Ransom note … smells weirdPage 9. Kidnapping step-by-stepPage 10. Being kidnapped is kind of inconvenient!Page 11. A wretched beastly ingrate!Page 12. Kitty sings!Page 13. Peter Rabbit vs. DraculaPage 14. Money. Fire. Squish. JiltPage 15. Granny hanging lowPage 16. “I sing divinely!”Page 17. The Musical History of CheesePage 18. Searching for deranged bad guys!Page 19. Can you sing? Can you dance?Page 20. Irons in the fire.Page 21. Hopeless hoofersPage 22. Happy hunting!Page 23. No fools here …Page 24. Barf! Eck! Gag!Page 25. Peter PiperPage 26. Gotta run …Page 27. Big trouble … for our narrator!Page 28. Sink em and drink em!Page 29. Too much information …31. I’m not wearing a dress!Page 32. Lord take me now …Page 33. Miss Cheesie-In-a-BoxPage 34. Nighty, nightPage 35. Who’s the boss here … ?